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(no subject) [Nov. 26th, 2005|08:06 pm]
Quotes from Family Guy Episodes

rhpsislove
[Feel... |sleepysleepy]

Peter:Would you like some tea I would cause Im winston Churchill
would you like a crumpit I would cause Im Winston Churchill
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some of MY favs [Nov. 17th, 2005|12:54 pm]
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lildafpunk
Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.

~~~~~~~~


Machine: You have 113 new messages
[Phone starts to beep]
Lois Griffin: Oh my!
Old Man: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was.
[beep]
Old Man: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.
[beep]
Old Man: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
[beep]
Old Man: Where are you?
[beep]
Old Man: Ah, you're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.

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[an extremely obese Peter and Brian are sitting on the dock]
Boy: Daddy, what's that?
Father: Well son, that's Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. What it's doing down here on the wharf I haven't the foggiest, we should probably go ask a scientist.
Peter Griffin: I'm a man jackass.

~~~~~~~~


Brian Griffin: Peter, only one gift was for charity. The rest were for the family.
Peter Griffin: No, the rest were FROM the family... weren't they? Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian Griffin: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
Peter Griffin: Why wasn't I told?
Brian Griffin: They sent you a card, but it said 'For Peter' on it, so you must have thought it was FROM you, so you didn't uh... You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.
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(no subject) [Oct. 13th, 2005|06:14 pm]
Quotes from Family Guy Episodes

hlfchcknhlfsqrl
Rub-a-dub-dub,
thanks for the grub.
Yeay God!
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2005|04:22 pm]
Quotes from Family Guy Episodes

deertaydreamer
Peter:"Look its an new married inter-racial gay couple burning the American flag!"


Stewie:"What the deuce?"
Stewie:"Who the hell do you think you are?"
Stewie;"Damn you, damn broccoli, and damn the wright brother!"
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Peter Singing [Sep. 8th, 2005|04:57 pm]
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whatsupdoc_
[Feel... |calmcalm]

Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, cause he always puts Skippy in my lunch.
(to the children at sunday school)

Riding on the bus, riding on the bus, sitting next to bums, there's an open seat, hope that isn't pee.
( singing on the bus to his theme music)
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(no subject) [Sep. 7th, 2005|05:23 pm]
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rhpsislove
[Feel... |busybusy]

I got a couple lines here they are

1. Women are not people they are devices made by the lord jesus christ for our entertainment

2. why do women have boobs?......so you got something to look att while you're talking to them

3. ( the family is wactching a tv show and it goes to a commercial about beer and if you drink it hot woman will have sex in your back yard)
Lois: I bet you a man made that commercial!
Peter: of course a man made the commercial its a commercial not a delicous Thanks giving dinner.
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2005|12:52 pm]
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rhpsislove
[Feel... |amusedamused]

I'd say come again than I'd laugh cause I said cum
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2005|12:21 am]
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punkgurl413
Not only is there my sucky ass banner, but i just got a program that lets you make little buttons. so there are 4 buttons to choose from. Simple ones, but personally, I like them. So can you please please PLEASE place one in you info. The codes are under each of them.

Thanks.
Your mod
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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2005|12:13 pm]
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punkgurl413
There is a new banner. It sorta sucks cause I dont have a good art program. If anyone is willing to make one for the community that would be awsome. If not, I can ask one of my friends whos really good at photoshop to do one for me. so yeah...please use the banner I wanna get the word out there for this community. After all, there are millions of funny quotes!
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2005|01:37 pm]
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hlfchcknhlfsqrl
"dying hurts"
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