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Quotes from Family Guy Episodes

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"you share!" [Dec. 17th, 2005|06:21 pm]
Quotes from Family Guy Episodes

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A family friend let me borrow all three seasons of Family Guy. Been watching it all day. I seriously never get tired of seeing the same ones over and over.

British Man: *Rambles on about cricket*
Peter: Anyone get that?
Cleveland The only Bristish idiom I know it that "fag" is suppose to mean "cigerette"
Peter: Well somebody tell this cigerette to shut up.
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Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear

[Peter is in court]

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do... you bastard.
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Lois: Peter,why have we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for Gods sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh, I-I guess I'll have fries. If I have fries is anyone else gonna have any, cus uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
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Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
[phone rings in house]
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Lois: The caller ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact, I can see you.
*he moves behind the wall*
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

I offically love Peter. The twit.
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